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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

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: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

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: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

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: #Laughs How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room.

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: #Laughs A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple.

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: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10.

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: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

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: #Laughs |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

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: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

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: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

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: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

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: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

: #Laughs What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!

: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

: #Laughs Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name !

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

: #Laughs How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

: #Laughs A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room.

: #Laughs A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple.

: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10.

: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs |Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

: #Laughs A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

: #Laughs A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

: #Laughs What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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