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: #Laughs Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

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: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusi

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: #Laughs my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

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: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

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: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

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: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

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: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

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: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.

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: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

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: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

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: #Laughs Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.

: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere.In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusi

: #Laughs my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming.

: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

: #Laughs Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again.

: #Laughs 25 Things a Wife would say in a "perfect world!1) I'll swallow it all...I love the taste! 2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3) I'm bored.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line.

: #Laughs Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table.

: #Laughs Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!

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