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: #Laughs From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

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: #Laughs |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

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: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

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: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

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: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

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: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

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: #Laughs A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

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: #Laughs |10.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

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: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

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: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

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: #Laughs A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: Ther

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: #Laughs What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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: #Laughs From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

: #Laughs |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

: #Laughs The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk."Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass."

: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!

: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

: #Laughs A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

: #Laughs A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: Ther

: #Laughs What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

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