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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !

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: #Laughs One day Ms.

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

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: #Laughs Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

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: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

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: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

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: #Laughs This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

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: #Laughs A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said.

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: #Laughs A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.

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: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

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: #Laughs How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

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: #Laughs One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday, the teacher

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

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: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !

: #Laughs One day Ms.

: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

: #Laughs Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

: #Laughs There was once a wide mouth frog.

: #Laughs This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

: #Laughs A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife complained,as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said.

: #Laughs A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.

: #Laughs For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars.

: #Laughs How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

: #Laughs One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.On the first Friday, the teacher

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel.

: #Laughs A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?" "No," he answered.

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