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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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: #Laughs There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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: #Laughs Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying.

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: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

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: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

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: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

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: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!

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: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

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: #Laughs 1.

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: #Laughs If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

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: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay.

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys.

: #Laughs Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

: #Laughs There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

: #Laughs Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying.

: #Laughs John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."

: #Laughs What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back

: #Laughs The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!

: #Laughs What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.

: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

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