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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

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: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on s

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: #Laughs Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

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: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

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: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

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: #Laughs During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you.""All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.

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: #Laughs What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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: #Laughs Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition.

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: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

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: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

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: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

: #Laughs And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and commen

: #Laughs |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on s

: #Laughs Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

: #Laughs What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

: #Laughs Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in.

: #Laughs During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table."Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you.""All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights.

: #Laughs What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

: #Laughs Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition.

: #Laughs |"First and above all he was a logician.

: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

: #Laughs If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?

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