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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

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: #Laughs What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..

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: #Laughs a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

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: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

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: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

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: #Laughs Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.

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: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

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: #Laughs A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do.

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: #Laughs How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

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: #Laughs Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..

: #Laughs a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

: #Laughs Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

: #Laughs I got an anonymous letter today.

: #Laughs Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST - Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.

: #Laughs Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.

: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

: #Laughs A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do.

: #Laughs How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

: #Laughs Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

: #Laughs Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

: #Laughs A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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