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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

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: #Laughs One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

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: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

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: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

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: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

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: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

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: #Laughs Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

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: #Laughs Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

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: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

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: #Laughs So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

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: #Laughs An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

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: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

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: #Laughs Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.

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: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick

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: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

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: #Laughs Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.

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: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

: #Laughs One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in.

: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

: #Laughs A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.

: #Laughs Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

: #Laughs So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

: #Laughs What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

: #Laughs An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

: #Laughs Knock! Knock!Who's there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I'm tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who's there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that was in his appl

: #Laughs Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year.

: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick

: #Laughs What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!

: #Laughs Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.

: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on.

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