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: #Laughs "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung

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: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

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: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

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: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

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: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

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: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

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: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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: #Laughs Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

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: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

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: #Laughs Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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: #Laughs "Bloody Stump" by: Rusty Zipper"Sliding Down a Flagpole" by: Dick Burns"Brown Spots on the Wall" By: Whoflung Dung

: #Laughs What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!

: #Laughs What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.

: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

: #Laughs When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

: #Laughs What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

: #Laughs Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

: #Laughs Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

: #Laughs Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it c

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