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: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

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: #Laughs There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon.

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: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

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: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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: #Laughs An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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: #Laughs What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

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: #Laughs How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.

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: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

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: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

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: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

: #Laughs An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

: #Laughs There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon.

: #Laughs What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts

: #Laughs Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

: #Laughs An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

: #Laughs What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

: #Laughs How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.

: #Laughs SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

: #Laughs Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

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