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: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

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: #Laughs A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.

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: #Laughs Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3...Dad's New Wife Robert4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5...Ham

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: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

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: #Laughs Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the s

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

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: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

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: #Laughs The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish pe

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: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

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: #Laughs I knew this guy.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

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: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

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: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

: #Laughs A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.

: #Laughs Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Different and That's Bad2...The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables3...Dad's New Wife Robert4...Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share5...Ham

: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

: #Laughs Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the s

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.

: #Laughs What's the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!

: #Laughs The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish pe

: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

: #Laughs I knew this guy.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

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