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: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !

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: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

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: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

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: #Laughs Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !

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: #Laughs |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

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: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bi

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

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: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

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: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax wh

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: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

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: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

: #Laughs Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !

: #Laughs What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.

: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

: #Laughs Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel.

: #Laughs What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !

: #Laughs |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

: #Laughs What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?Irene

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !

: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !

: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bi

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

: #Laughs New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis.

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It's all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax wh

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: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

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