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: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

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: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

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: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.

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: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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: #Laughs Here's a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read it LOUD and REAL FAST...see if you can do it!DON'T read the instructions until you get it right!!!This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThi

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

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: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

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: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.

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: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit down to talk.

: #Laughs Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders of

: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach. The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five.

: #Laughs With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago.

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day.

: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

: #Laughs Here's a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at the end.Read it LOUD and REAL FAST...see if you can do it!DON'T read the instructions until you get it right!!!This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThi

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

: #Laughs Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !

: #Laughs Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None.

: #Laughs A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood.

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