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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to th

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: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

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: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

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: #Laughs What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

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: #Laughs A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

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: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

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: #Laughs Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.

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: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

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: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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: #Laughs There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like t

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

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: #Laughs What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

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: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

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: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

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: #Laughs Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

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: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to th

: #Laughs |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.Programmers were wrung out,Too mindless to care,Knowing chances of cutoverHadn't a prayer.The users were nestledAll snug in their beds,While vision

: #Laughs What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous.

: #Laughs What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

: #Laughs A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: "Your check came back."The old man replied, "So did my arthritis!"

: #Laughs How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !

: #Laughs Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.

: #Laughs Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd.

: #Laughs A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?"The Grandpa says, "I Don't Know, Why?"The Little Boy Says, "Because Grandma Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!"

: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

: #Laughs Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

: #Laughs There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he should call his new bar.One guy said, "just name it a pub." Another said, "just name it the bar." The thrid guy said, "name it Suzy's Legs".The owner like t

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !

: #Laughs What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !

: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

: #Laughs Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

: #Laughs Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !

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