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: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

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: #Laughs There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

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: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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: #Laughs Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

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: #Laughs An American tourist is visiting China.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs 2 people walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs Out for the Count by Esau Stars

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: #Laughs Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland

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: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

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: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

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: #Laughs Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

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: #Laughs During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese.

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: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

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: #Laughs What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

: #Laughs There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs 'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting.

: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

: #Laughs Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!

: #Laughs An American tourist is visiting China.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs 2 people walk into a bar.

: #Laughs Out for the Count by Esau Stars

: #Laughs Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland

: #Laughs A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye.

: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

: #Laughs During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese.

: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.

: #Laughs Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?

: #Laughs |1.

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