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: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

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: #Laughs Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

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: #Laughs |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.

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: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

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: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

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: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

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: #Laughs A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs.

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: #Laughs When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.

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: #Laughs When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

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: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

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: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !

: #Laughs Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

: #Laughs |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.

: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

: #Laughs This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat.

: #Laughs A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs.

: #Laughs When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are crockpots.

: #Laughs When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

: #Laughs Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

: #Laughs Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?"Decafinated"

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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