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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

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: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

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: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

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: #Laughs Recently a Ft.

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: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

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: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

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: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

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: #Laughs Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

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: #Laughs Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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: #Laughs A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late.

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: #Laughs Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.

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: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

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: #Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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: #Laughs Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.

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: #Laughs A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth.

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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

: #Laughs |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every

: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

: #Laughs Recently a Ft.

: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

: #Laughs Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !

: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

: #Laughs Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

: #Laughs Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home.

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

: #Laughs A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late.

: #Laughs Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take adumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it.

: #Laughs |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

: #Laughs Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you'd better keep your mouth shut.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

: #Laughs Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.

: #Laughs A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth.

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