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: #Laughs A college student picked up his date at her parents home.

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami residents turn on the heat* 45 degrees:Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts* 40 degrees:Yo

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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

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: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

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: #Laughs Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office.

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.

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: #Laughs |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field.

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: #Laughs |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g.

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: #Laughs What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

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: #Laughs To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

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: #Laughs Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling.

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: #Laughs John invited his mother over for dinner.

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: #Laughs How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

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: #Laughs What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

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: #Laughs A college student picked up his date at her parents home.

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)* 50 degrees:Miami residents turn on the heat* 45 degrees:Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts* 40 degrees:Yo

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

: #Laughs Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office.

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.

: #Laughs |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field.

: #Laughs |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g.

: #Laughs What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

: #Laughs To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

: #Laughs Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling.

: #Laughs John invited his mother over for dinner.

: #Laughs How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.

: #Laughs What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

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