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: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

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: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

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: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

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: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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: #Laughs 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

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: #Laughs Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you.

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: #Laughs Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.

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: #Laughs Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.

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: #Laughs A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

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: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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: #Laughs Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!

: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

: #Laughs How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

: #Laughs 66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

: #Laughs Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

: #Laughs What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

: #Laughs Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you.

: #Laughs Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.

: #Laughs Why can't Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.

: #Laughs A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

: #Laughs Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

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