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: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

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: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

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: #Laughs John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" .

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!

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: #Laughs |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

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: #Laughs |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

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: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

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: #Laughs What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

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: #Laughs Very Short Books...1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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: #Laughs Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

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: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

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: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

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: #Laughs Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

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: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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: #Laughs What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !

: #Laughs It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.

: #Laughs John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan.

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" .

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!

: #Laughs |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

: #Laughs |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

: #Laughs Don't you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you'resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each new one you describe, he backs alittle further away?

: #Laughs What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

: #Laughs Very Short Books...1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

: #Laughs Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

: #Laughs Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!

: #Laughs A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall.

: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

: #Laughs Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!

: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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