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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

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: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

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: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

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: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

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: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

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: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

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: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

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: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

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: #Laughs Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

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: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

: #Laughs A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

: #Laughs A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

: #Laughs How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve

: #Laughs Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

: #Laughs Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

: #Laughs A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I

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