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: #Laughs Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

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: #Laughs How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

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: #Laughs A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

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: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

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: #Laughs Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

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: #Laughs Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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: #Laughs What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria.

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: #Laughs Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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: #Laughs Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

: #Laughs How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine.

: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

: #Laughs A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.

: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

: #Laughs Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?

: #Laughs Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

: #Laughs What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

: #Laughs Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria.

: #Laughs Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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