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: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

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: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

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: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

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: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

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: #Laughs |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

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: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

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: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

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: #Laughs What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs A girl goes to the doctor.

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: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

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: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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: #Laughs Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.

: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

: #Laughs |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

: #Laughs A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my bill."The next day, the duck goes back to the drugstore and says to th

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!

: #Laughs Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint.

: #Laughs |Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.

: #Laughs Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul.

: #Laughs What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

: #Laughs What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs A girl goes to the doctor.

: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

: #Laughs Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."

: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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