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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

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: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

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: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

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: #Laughs |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

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: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

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: #Laughs A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

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: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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: #Laughs Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

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: #Laughs Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

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: #Laughs This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

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: #Laughs Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

: #Laughs I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.

: #Laughs Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

: #Laughs |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.

: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

: #Laughs A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

: #Laughs Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

: #Laughs Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

: #Laughs This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar.

: #Laughs The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

: #Laughs Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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