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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!

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: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running

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: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

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: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

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: #Laughs Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

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: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.

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: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

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: #Laughs Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.

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: #Laughs A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, "Do you kiss your wife when you get home from work, remind her every now and then of h

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: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

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: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

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: #Laughs A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life .

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!

: #Laughs IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running

: #Laughs The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim.

: #Laughs "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher.

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water first?The brunette.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

: #Laughs Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

: #Laughs It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer.

: #Laughs You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

: #Laughs Missing a layer of insulation in his attic.

: #Laughs A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so he discreetly went to a marriage counselor to discuss the problem.The counselor asked, "Do you kiss your wife when you get home from work, remind her every now and then of h

: #Laughs There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup.

: #Laughs If Dear Abby Was A Man...Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

: #Laughs A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life .

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