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: #Laughs Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

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: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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: #Laughs Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

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: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

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: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doe

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: #Laughs A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

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: #Laughs Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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: #Laughs Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has 0 left."

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

: #Laughs Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

: #Laughs Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

: #Laughs A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doe

: #Laughs A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

: #Laughs Q: What's black, white and read all over? A: A newspaper.

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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