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: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

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: #Laughs What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

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: #Laughs This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

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: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

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: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

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: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the ban

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

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: #Laughs Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

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: #Laughs Little Susie was Mommy's helper.

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: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

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: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

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: #Laughs |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

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: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

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: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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: #Laughs How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.

: #Laughs What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

: #Laughs This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

: #Laughs |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely

: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

: #Laughs Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling 0,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the ban

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down the shops ! Kn

: #Laughs Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

: #Laughs Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well"The other turns around and replies"Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you'll get us all killed"Sent by paully

: #Laughs Little Susie was Mommy's helper.

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

: #Laughs |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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