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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

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: #Laughs One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his friend interrupts him, "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic

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: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

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: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

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: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

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: #Laughs The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all.

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: #Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

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: #Laughs Hi Mom.

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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

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: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

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: #Laughs The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."The legs declared, "I

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: #Laughs |Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

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: #Laughs What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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: #Laughs I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.

: #Laughs One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his friend interrupts him, "Always with the Jewish jokes! Give it a rest! Why do they always have to be about Jews? Just change the names to another ethnic

: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

: #Laughs What is a dentist's office? A filling station.

: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

: #Laughs The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all.

: #Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

: #Laughs Hi Mom.

: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

: #Laughs Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

: #Laughs The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks." The hands said, "I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person."The legs declared, "I

: #Laughs |Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.

: #Laughs What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

: #Laughs |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

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