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: #Laughs Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

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: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to carry groceries.

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: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

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: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

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: #Laughs You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

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: #Laughs Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

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: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

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: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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: #Laughs This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

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: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!

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: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

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: #Laughs A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant.

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: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

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: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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: #Laughs An old man, Mr.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.

: #Laughs This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his busy day and went out to the farm and shot a duck.The farmer walks out Of his building upon hearing the shot and screams at the city guy - "HEY You Cant shoot that duck on my pro

: #Laughs What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with...The other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

: #Laughs You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.

: #Laughs Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

: #Laughs Windows-A danger zone for Fido.

: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

: #Laughs This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

: #Laughs A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!

: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

: #Laughs A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant.

: #Laughs Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

: #Laughs An old man, Mr.

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