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: #Laughs |Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95: Microsoft Panhandling."The idea came to me the other day when a homeless man asked me for

: #Laughs WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

: #Laughs Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!

: #Laughs The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde?

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

: #Laughs |"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman an

: #Laughs Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.

: #Laughs 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family aremourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?The first guy says, "I would like to hea
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