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: #Laughs Man goes to see the Rabbi.

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: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

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: #Laughs |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people

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: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

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: #Laughs A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.

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: #Laughs A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stoo

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: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

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: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

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: #Laughs Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

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: #Laughs To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

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: #Laughs Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

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: #Laughs A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.

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: #Laughs A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program.

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: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

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: #Laughs What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

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: #Laughs Man goes to see the Rabbi.

: #Laughs There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.

: #Laughs |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people

: #Laughs A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you.""Give me the bad news first, Doc." says the patient.

: #Laughs A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.

: #Laughs A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stoo

: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

: #Laughs A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup.

: #Laughs Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.

: #Laughs To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

: #Laughs Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

: #Laughs A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.

: #Laughs A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program.

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant?A: "Are you sure it's yours?"

: #Laughs What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

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