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: #Laughs A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

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: #Laughs |Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

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: #Laughs What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

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: #Laughs If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the

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: #Laughs The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

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: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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: #Laughs Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.

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: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

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: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

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: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washi

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: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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: #Laughs A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

: #Laughs |Old Farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella.

: #Laughs What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!

: #Laughs If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the

: #Laughs The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

: #Laughs One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man says, "that's amazing!"The first gay man says, "yeah we're lucky, he's only comingout of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?"Sent by Patrick

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !

: #Laughs Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

: #Laughs Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.

: #Laughs How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net"Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks likeYou check your mail.

: #Laughs How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washi

: #Laughs I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

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