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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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: #Laughs A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?"She says, "Come closer..."

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: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

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: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wedn

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

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: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

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: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.

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: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

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: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

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: #Laughs How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

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: #Laughs Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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: #Laughs So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

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: #Laughs Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!

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: #Laughs Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

: #Laughs A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm eleven!"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?"She says, "Come closer..."

: #Laughs Cold Hands There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?" Her mother say's "Put them between your legs, that will warm them up." So she does, and her mother was

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

: #Laughs |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her a joke on Wedn

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.

: #Laughs A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says,

: #Laughs Most dentists chairs go up and down, don't they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, "This is unusual."The dentist said to me, "Mr.

: #Laughs How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!

: #Laughs Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

: #Laughs So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

: #Laughs Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!

: #Laughs Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big launch.

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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