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: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

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: #Laughs How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

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: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three.

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: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

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: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio.

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: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.

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: #Laughs Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?""Because.", says Dum.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elevator shaft to see ifthe car was on the way down.

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: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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: #Laughs |You must first remove the plastic cover.

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: #Laughs What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

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: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

: #Laughs How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

: #Laughs Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !

: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three.

: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

: #Laughs Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio.

: #Laughs What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.

: #Laughs Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?""Because.", says Dum.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903--Died 1942Looked up the elevator shaft to see ifthe car was on the way down.

: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

: #Laughs |You must first remove the plastic cover.

: #Laughs What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !

: #Laughs One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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