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: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs.

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: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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: #Laughs Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.

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: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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: #Laughs What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !

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: #Laughs Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

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: #Laughs A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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: #Laughs A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently.

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: #Laughs |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

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: #Laughs How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs.

: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

: #Laughs Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.

: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

: #Laughs What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

: #Laughs What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

: #Laughs Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that bran

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !

: #Laughs Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

: #Laughs A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

: #Laughs George W.

: #Laughs What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

: #Laughs A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently.

: #Laughs |What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

: #Laughs How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

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