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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

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: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

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: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

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: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

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: #Laughs A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

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: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

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: #Laughs Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.

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: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pardon me, miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition tome?"The man snapped to at

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

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: #Laughs A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

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: #Laughs How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

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: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

: #Laughs Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving!

: #Laughs A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients.

: #Laughs A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

: #Laughs Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit.

: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pardon me, miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition tome?"The man snapped to at

: #Laughs What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

: #Laughs A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.

: #Laughs How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.

: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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