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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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: #Laughs The old man had died.

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: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

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: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

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: #Laughs If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !

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: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

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: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

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: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

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: #Laughs Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

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: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

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: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

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: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

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: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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: #Laughs What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

: #Laughs The old man had died.

: #Laughs What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!

: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

: #Laughs If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !

: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

: #Laughs Three women are about to be executed.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !

: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

: #Laughs Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.

: #Laughs Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

: #Laughs My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Eric's room.Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically.

: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

: #Laughs A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail.

: #Laughs What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

: #Laughs What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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