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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

: #Laughs Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P?Student: Its running down my leg!

: #Laughs |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out oct

: #Laughs |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I l

: #Laughs Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.

: #Laughs How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

: #Laughs "First," said the playboy,"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.""Oh no you're not," said the girl."Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.""Oh no you're not.""Then I'll take you to my place and keep s

: #Laughs |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.
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