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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

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: #Laughs A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.

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: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

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: #Laughs Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

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: #Laughs Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.

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: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

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: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

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: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

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: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

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: #Laughs Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

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: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

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: #Laughs A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.

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: #Laughs |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

: #Laughs A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.

: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

: #Laughs Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

: #Laughs Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree.

: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

: #Laughs Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).

: #Laughs A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says "fill it up, please".

: #Laughs The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spellin

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.

: #Laughs A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.

: #Laughs |The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

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