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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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: #Laughs Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.

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: #Laughs |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

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: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

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: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

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: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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: #Laughs Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram.

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: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the d

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: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!

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: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

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: #Laughs Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"

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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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: #Laughs Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.

: #Laughs |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

: #Laughs What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

: #Laughs Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram.

: #Laughs A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"To which the d

: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.

: #Laughs What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs Two bikers were talking at a bar."How's married life?" asks the first."It's fine," says the second."How's the sex?" asks the first."Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"

: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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