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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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: #Laughs Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

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: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

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: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

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: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

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: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

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: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

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: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

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: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

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: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

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: #Laughs Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!

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: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

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: #Laughs Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60.

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: #Laughs |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear

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: #Laughs Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

: #Laughs Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

: #Laughs |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or pronunciation.

: #Laughs - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? - None.

: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

: #Laughs |The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, t

: #Laughs The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.

: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

: #Laughs Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!

: #Laughs Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

: #Laughs Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often "adopted" by a family.

: #Laughs Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs Fitness Philosophy - JokesGalore Style!My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was60.

: #Laughs |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear in eye, your dress will tear.So shall I! Oh hear

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