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: #Laughs There was this man in a mental hospital.

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: #Laughs This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

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: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

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: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

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: #Laughs 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1.

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: #Laughs Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D LOVE TO BUT......

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: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

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: #Laughs |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc.

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

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: #Laughs MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

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: #Laughs |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!

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: #Laughs A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.

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: #Laughs Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

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: #Laughs I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year.

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: #Laughs What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

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: #Laughs There was this man in a mental hospital.

: #Laughs This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.

: #Laughs Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

: #Laughs How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected.

: #Laughs 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1.

: #Laughs Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I'D LOVE TO BUT......

: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

: #Laughs |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

: #Laughs MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.

: #Laughs |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!

: #Laughs A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.

: #Laughs Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!

: #Laughs What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

: #Laughs I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year.

: #Laughs What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

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