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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white

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: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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: #Laughs |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v.

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: #Laughs Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.

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: #Laughs ELF NO.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

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: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

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: #Laughs Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport.

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: #Laughs A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.

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: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

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: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

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: #Laughs |Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elev

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: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.

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: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white

: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

: #Laughs |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v.

: #Laughs Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don't expect results.

: #Laughs ELF NO.

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !

: #Laughs Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport.

: #Laughs A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.

: #Laughs With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" She replied, "Well, yo

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: #Laughs Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

: #Laughs |Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elev

: #Laughs A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad.

: #Laughs An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.

: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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