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: #Laughs My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

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: #Laughs What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

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: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here...

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: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

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: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

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: #Laughs What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

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: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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: #Laughs Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..

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: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

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: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

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: #Laughs |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.

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: #Laughs My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!

: #Laughs What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here...

: #Laughs Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers.The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where d

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

: #Laughs What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

: #Laughs Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

: #Laughs Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass. Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..

: #Laughs Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

: #Laughs My brother's looking for a girlfriend.

: #Laughs |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan.

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