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: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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: #Laughs A man was being interviewed for a job.

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: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

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: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas.

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: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

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: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

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: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

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: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

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: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

: #Laughs A man was being interviewed for a job.

: #Laughs A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be possible."Well," she said.

: #Laughs The angry wife met her husband at the door.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas.

: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

: #Laughs You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.

: #Laughs What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

: #Laughs I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

: #Laughs Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

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