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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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: #Laughs The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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: #Laughs Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

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: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

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: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians.

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: #Laughs Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?

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: #Laughs A man was driving a black truck.

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: #Laughs Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

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: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

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: #Laughs Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bough

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: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

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: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

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: #Laughs "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

: #Laughs The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

: #Laughs Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

: #Laughs What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians.

: #Laughs Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?

: #Laughs A man was driving a black truck.

: #Laughs Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.

: #Laughs What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel.

: #Laughs The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the f

: #Laughs Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans * one bag of chips * one pack of burgers * one tub of ice cream * one cake * one case of beer * one pint of milk.He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bough

: #Laughs A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said.

: #Laughs Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper? You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

: #Laughs "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

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