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: #Laughs Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

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: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

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: #Laughs The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not.

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: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

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: #Laughs How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

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: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

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: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

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: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

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: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

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: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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: #Laughs A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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: #Laughs Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.

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: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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: #Laughs Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!

: #Laughs A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

: #Laughs The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not.

: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

: #Laughs How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

: #Laughs Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs ?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet?WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file ?WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong?WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused?Wi

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs Q: What's the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad? A: You shout out, "B-52" --------------------------------

: #Laughs One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has twoof them".

: #Laughs An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

: #Laughs A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

: #Laughs Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.

: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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