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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"

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: #Laughs What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

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: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

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: #Laughs The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom.

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building.

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: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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: #Laughs What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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: #Laughs |The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elemen

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: #Laughs What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.

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: #Laughs What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

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: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

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: #Laughs I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?"

: #Laughs What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!

: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

: #Laughs The couple was standing staring at one of the more expensive models in the auto showroom.

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building.

: #Laughs How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

: #Laughs What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

: #Laughs |The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elemen

: #Laughs What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.

: #Laughs What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

: #Laughs Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

: #Laughs I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory.

: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

: #Laughs What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

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