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: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

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: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

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: #Laughs Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

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: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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: #Laughs Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

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: #Laughs |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

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: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

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: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

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: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

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: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

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: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

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: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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: #Laughs Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

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: #Laughs Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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: #Laughs An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.

: #Laughs |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

: #Laughs Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

: #Laughs Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

: #Laughs |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

: #Laughs Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

: #Laughs A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada's IRS) asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

: #Laughs |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b.

: #Laughs A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist.

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

: #Laughs Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

: #Laughs Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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