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: #Laughs A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

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: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

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: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

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: #Laughs Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen.

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: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday.

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

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: #Laughs Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

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: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

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: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

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: #Laughs A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr..

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: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

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: #Laughs When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !

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: #Laughs Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

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: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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: #Laughs A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead.

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

: #Laughs A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist."I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing

: #Laughs Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen.

: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday.

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

: #Laughs Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !

: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

: #Laughs A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr..

: #Laughs Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay .......................the restauranteurGuday..............

: #Laughs When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !

: #Laughs Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

: #Laughs A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender...Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

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